How To Write About India

This is a piece I wrote for IITM's cultural festival, Saarang.

I saw this essay by Binyavanga Wainaina. It was titled How to Write About Africa. I’m sure some such document exists about China as well and is very strictly enforced by their government. And you’ll understand when I say that I find it slightly demoralising to my patriotic spirit that no such instructions exist for India, the only country that can compete with the whole of Africa at exoticism, diversity and population. That, therefore, is exactly what I’m going to do today. Teach you how to write about India.

Coloured Crayons

Chicken Run

This is what I'm talking about

The Environment Minister Paradox

"WTF." - BMW

Free Ridin'

Google's developing a self-driving car

Microsoft was developing one too

But it kept crashing

Bread, Butter and Underwear

Dear Harry Redknapp

You are obviously not paying your players enough. Or is that the hot spur in him?

Regards

UNJoke

If Wyclef was President,
They'd trip him on Friday
They'd trip him on Saturday
They'd trip him on Sunday
They'd trip him on Monday
If Wyclef was President,...

How He Might Have Met Their Mother

I personally feel he can't stretch it much longer now. His kids would just send him to an old age home and go ask their mother how their father met her if they really care. The only other occasion when the children took more than five years to find out the story of their parents ended with the mother dying during childbirth, the daughter featuring in the most famous sci-fi bikini scenes, the son killing the father and the defeat of the Dark Side.

If you're bored as well (or were bored already a long long time ago) and want to skip the unimportant stuff then these are the probable endings based on how many more seasons they plan to have:

Season 16

The Circle of Life is Complete

"There's more to be seen than can ever be seen, More to do than can ever be done." agreed General Specific has he checked out his wall and notifications.


I discovered that the human pictures I used here are from a fascinating bit of work done which you can check out here

World Cup 2010 - 10th July, 2010

"Waka Waka blah blah something something..." mocked General Specific.

This post shall be regularly taking you through the highlights of the FIFA World Cup 2010. It will be updated only at my leisure and might not be updated ever again if I run out of creativity or situations.