Football Anthem: Belly Sag

[Chorus]
When I get older, I will be manager,
And not some ol’ geezer, with a fancy price tag
Who doesn’t know jack, who doesn’t know jack
Who doesn’t know jack, who doesn’t know…


Allow Wayne to pack, demote John,
No Jens Lehmann, No Oliver Kahn
Robinho’s happy, he’s been on loan
But Messi’s tired, all the way to the bone
Ballack got injured, as did Essien
Something’s wrong with Ancelotti’s men
The Coles don’t have a club, one of them no wife
Don’t know about the Sri Lankan on his bench


In South Africa, no WAG brigades
In South Africa, players will get AIDS
They should just play, and stay away
From any sex, especially if they’re gay

[Chorus]

And all the squads, strikers to defense
Their hate for Jabulani, intense
The goalkeepers struggle with where the balls go
In through the back, or down their throats
And this time there are teams, like Serbia
Honduras and Slovakia and Slovenia
How come the West, never outsourced
Football (Soccer) to India

In South Africa, no WAG brigades
In South Africa, players will get AIDS
They should just play, and stay away
From any sex, especially if they’re gay

When I get older, I will be manager,
And not some ol’ geezer, with a fancy price tag
Who doesn’t know jack, who doesn’t know jack
Who doesn’t know jack, who doesn’t know…